Friday, February 6, 2009

2/6/09 Maybe the Stupid question of the day.

I was on the metro this morning, (the Red Line to be exact) and I noticed a man and a woman sitting across from me. They looked like two average people (not a couple or anything) they just happen to share the same seat. What made me notice them was the woman's raspberry barray.... you know the kind you buy in a second hand store. Don't act like you didn't like the song. Prince was the shit. That's a blog for another day. Anyway. Then I noticed that both of them had on barrays. Well let me get to the reason why I'm mentioning this situation.

Disclaimer time...I'm not the smartest man in the world, nor have I ever claimed to be. But....

To my knowledge (see disclaimer) women are the only gender allowed to wear barrays. The only time it's except-able for a man to wear a barray is if he's a Green Barray, in the Guardian Angels, or French.  So basically what I'm asking is......
 
Who is allowed to wear a barray?




Thursday, February 5, 2009

2/5/09 Question???

I just happen to be flicking through a few channels and ran across "For the Love of Ray-J". Why I stopped there is a question for the ages...Ok who am I kidding. I saw this very talented female drop down into a split and smack her ass on the floor. Disclaimer time......

I am not the smartest man in the world, nor have I ever claimed to be. But....

If you strip down to a bikini (and mind you everyone else had on a jacket or a winter coat) drop down to a split and smack your ass repeatedly on the ground on national t.v.

Are you allowed to call yourself classy????

HMMM

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

2/4/09 STUPID STUFF

Michael Phelps got caught smoking or better yet was photographed firing up some Cheech & Chong, Bob Marley, or some of the stickiest of the icky. I understand it's wrong, he's a role model. Say no to drugs and all that. 

Before I ask my question, please allow me to throw out this daily disclaimer. 
I'm not the smartest man in the world, nor have I ever claimed to be. 

But.....

Could someone out there answer me this question. Why is the fine for possession of marijuana in the great State of  South Carolina ($200 and 30 days in jail) less than the fine for possession of paraphernalia in the great State of South Carolina ($500)?
  

Introduction.....

Hi. I'm the man behind "Stupid Stuff Of The Day".  My blog will bring you the STUPID persons, places, and thing of the day. I hope you enjoy.